Ancient Jokes

 There are different ring tones
old monk, each time chanting in the temple on that shortness of breath, dry mouth, drink some hot drink to be able to support only
. However, if the time from the hall to room temperature in the wine consuming long. fear of people talking, hanging on the front is a
bells, speaking privately with his disciples fixed code word, every knock on Yes, sir, every hear ring tones, which warm the wine.
few days later, the sound of his disciples for the theater fan, forget the ring temperature wine, the monk said to blame his disciples:
do not listen? , Du Yan industry cousin once said: Ming then? .
Du Yan industry, said: , who is suffering from thyroid disease more than
, mother's neck is also swollen very thick. married a few months, women at home is a fool suspicion son, father to try
try to do a banquet and invited relatives and party .
father asks him: know why Evergreen leaves are green in the winter? h > father said angrily: :
roadside trees so there are nodules, because the car rolled to the injury, where what is natural! long? bamboo leaves green in the winter
is, is it because the heart strong? mother-in neck so much, is it a car rolled up
injury? more to say.
childhood
Jin Wang Xuan, the king or the son of King Xuan, 6 years old, my grandfather taught him what is still the , He is still in play, said: the name, which was the game? Is available to mark the wind will l Xiaoyan r,
read l Wind grass will Weng uncle r (l Weng r is still the grandfather, uncle and that the child is still how Yan) it? ;
ridiculed when Jin Liu Daozhen
, Liu Daozhen in the river tow boats to others, there is a woman on the boat rowed. Lau
really ridicule the old woman said: yarn? parade along the riverside have to scull! , saw a woman from the front of the Tsing Yi
carrying a child through the two, that ridiculed a smile: ;
Michizane relatively silent.
hammer blunt cone
Jin Lee,bailey UGG boots, the words often associated with bell Zushi Ya ridicule hee. One day, Zhong Ya: br> Yan on behalf of the people in India such as the hammer. to. are crazy. father told his son to the bazaar to buy a hat, he said:
  son to the market, and sell to a black cap made of coarse silk hat to him.