Definitely make you happy on the day of the spoof joke

 Definitely make you happy on the day of the spoof jokes 1. To Fu call the property company, said a little leaking roof of his house, asked to send a mechanic over repair. Repairman came quickly, according to the guidelines blessing hard to find the loopholes.
mechanic and asks: soup, but two hours to drink a row, that bowl of soup did not finish. Seeing tourists could not help deeply moved, have said: , then the animal by that breeder have to dig the grave, he could not cry then? security guard know that this is a residential area, so will be fined 30 yuan Ho IV paragraph.
He received four tickets, not convinced: Pork prices have risen. First day, the attending physician said to him: excited to go to ward Chu Yang loudly announced:
afterwards, severely criticized the attending physician to Chu Yang, and teach him, said: month, notice what you go to remember my words! going to die? said: I would like stool
master said: words are not so big that if you use polite?
students raise their hands once again said: the teacher of my anus vomiting ~ _ ~
6. a night, the husband and wife want to intimacy, the wife pointed to the sleeping child beside, said:
he took a fifth of the coins into the hands of kids want to see half-open child has no response. greatly displeased
only hear the voice of the child:
last time she and her GG in the cafeteria to eat, suddenly stunned: said: , a look around to make a difference in the eyes of curious, big embarrassment, took GG fled the cafeteria.
8. One day, Wang found that his 5-year-old son some of Ming's behavior was strange.
Toward evening, he stood a man waving out the window, mouth seems to mutter prayers. Wang Xiao Ming
quietly walked behind, but to hear Little said: This is true for several days, every time this time, Xiao Ming to stand at the window, repeating the phrase for Wang chilling words.
finally, Mr. Wang could not resist, he called up his son, Wang a scalp were bombed, so he jumped into the pond, and soon climbed out of a toad, the rabbit laugh: Ha ha, allergic to it!
10. lobsters went shopping, stopped by security Pro suspected him out Touledongxi. Lobster fire, and the clothes off: you found your search,UGG boots, found no'll get you! Security shines: said did not steal, you shrimp how is it?
11. One day, the president calls for support: To follow the changes in feces field, pay close attention to the construction of a urine for three months, six months,UGGs, a stool and insisted on discharge, fecal fat coating the wall!
12. and night, in a quiet alley, a man on a Night a Traveller, said: Q: grumble, that men can not hack it, marry her home Nothing. She pointed to the wardrobe, TV, bed,UGG bailey button, quilt, said: bring? To his surprise, all the chicken farms that actually all three legs.
So he asked the farmer: Why do you keep all three legs of chicken it?
chicken price is very good recently, these have three-legged chicken is my new and improved varieties! Proud owner of the farm said.
curious young people asked said: how it taste like chicken?
farmer who thought a moment, looking at the group of chickens.
tell the truth, I do not know. They run so fast, that even I can not catch.
15. idiot beggar's wallet stolen and was blind to see, the dumb screaming to deaf shocked, hunchback to come forward and cripple a kick, Asako said: My point of civilization, I just do not robbing Jiese! it! I'm not feeling. in a long time can not, as they are when he tried to see the wind like a man rushed into the toilet, into the position next to him, first entered the opinions of a real storm came that brother of envy that man said: man envy you. lying about will continue until midnight **, suddenly wanted to discuss an issue, . there is a naughty girl students to the same class to take the nickname Panzhu, the girl cried and told the teacher there, the boys agreed to criticize the teacher education class the next day, the teacher in the class who said: students from so rude, just give other students from the nickname, can not people like Han Jiaosha it! So you have to side chasing barefoot and shout: > 23. there is a direct foreigners to study Chinese in Taiwan. But he has confused the shouted upstairs: He changed a piece of bread, a half-day did not fish as bait. He had no way to enchant earthworms as bait fish or half-day did not. Under his anger, pulled out a hundred dollar bills fell into the water and cursed: Magic Lamp: seek beauty, sad! Person: Neurology, said: excited to dial the phone: . Man horrified at a loss. More and more onlookers, and suddenly, the man clinging to the old man, tears all under the shouted: struggling angry shouted: Zhuge Liang said that day in the tent with the procedure of Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang suddenly want to fart, fear of being Liu Bei heard, sorry. He thought quickly and said: Zhuge Liang to imitate the woodpecker cried twice, take the opportunity to fart let it go. Then asked: was eating, the son asked his mother, frowning: . a couple to take pictures, the photographer asked: br> 33. Mom: br> 34. Mom: sound so light. Next door suddenly said: 。。。Shen afraid of women, passing the cemetery, an inspiration, to the grave, said: Women's peace of mind, was about to leave, suddenly came from the grave the voice of deep shade: Then drilled from the grave a grave robber said: , the evening did not go, so and sister sleeping together. At night, she was not honest hands,UGG boots cheap, stretch the familiar At the time she was mad panic, Xing Xing's sister rolled over sleepily muttered: The run to her mother: A, QQ nickname Once I asked her curiously: wife getting deaf ears, decided to look at her hearing test. Softly walked ten meters behind her place. So I moved to a place six meters behind her, Longer follow the former to three meters away from her place and asked: invigilator find a student cheating, they pointed to the student angrily shouted: 42. Hey big. Suddenly, the niche some uncomfortable. Girl asked: After a child, girl asked niche: afraid to come, drink a glass of wine sedation sedation. My teeth!.
45. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by onlookers, a pol.ice over: . person A to teach the parrot to speak: Give me a break. Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted:
48. Girl: , left less than an hour. > 50. late at night to see Osama bin Laden Bush to stand in his own bed, the first batch of distributed, Bush was shocked, said: : cried out: , in front of a toilet, the toilet where does the mother? fathers are most concerned about this issue. He reached into the infant can not wait to explore a little, then cried out in pleasure: My fingers let go. does not return, you worthwhile with artillery!