Viewers, Hello everybody, welcome to today's mud, and in a what is it? not cement, black sesame paste! This also shows that the relationship between men and women really be cut, and chaotic. Well, today we will go together to talk about men and women different.
First, select the sweat of men and women choose the tears. men chose to sweat too expensive because of bleeding, anemia will flow more, and tears is too low, it will be laughed at: It was not enough children of the husband .
and women shed tears it, it's easier, grievances, frustration, romance, the woman's tears that come, you are able to prevent blocking.
Second, men choose cars, women choose house. This car is watching the flow of goods, but also a symbol of identity and status of men, but it is also the first choice props men attract women. and the house it is still ornamental products, in most cases, the woman spent time in the house much more than men. Why? because she was pondering in the room is a man.
the saying goes: behind a successful man there is a strong woman behind a successful woman must have a disappointing man. customs million kinds, men and women so different.
our next goodbye!
2, MA East: bike insurance you are selling it? Watson: I do have to sell!:)
3, Why are you angry , you know, because you did not buy my auto insurance it! bought my car insurance which you also used be angry, to take his car himself in a little play, I'm fine I signed all ~ ~
4, Yuchi: This The body is the capital of revolution, you think, you did not even physically, and also what means go for a drive. I mentioned, you should have been to the hospital it bought drugs, but also remember that the long bill you, remember the day wen figure it?! but if if you have the words of our health insurance, medicine, you just buy, what is your pick of what we buy, and we have to buy two bottles, and eat a bottle of horse down a bottle ~ ~
East : What if your medical insurance to the drug able to buy whatever the degree of how much you charge me?
Watson: No, you! you guess how much I charge you?: P
MA East: It should not be less than one high auto insurance, right?
Watson: It is cheaper than the half of it! we buy health insurance auto insurance also give you a ride na!
5, every time I come when I have to do a failure of preparation, but I lost it? no!
Every time I come when I have to do a good job of others to prepare Leizhu flag, but was carried away Leizhu flag? No!
I always After doing the lost cry of preparation, but you've seen my tears, or do not!
said that, you might think I'm proud of it? tell you that I have absolutely no mm!
(see the beginning of the Challenger and Leizhu) Majestic: hair, I liked!
Watson: You said that I was eight feet tall, waist circumference is also eight feet in the Watson ah ~ ~!
MA East: we make a prediction today, if you fail, you will go after and the first person to see you say something?
Watson: (sigh of relief appearance) laugh ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ peace and quiet from the world!
7, MA East: I'll talk with him, and we assume that he can become Leizhu this, you do Leizhu to talk about his experience.
Watson: do Leizhu experience, first of all You have to remember that the narrow stairs, go downstairs to be careful, I have three almost fell off! really tired and do Leizhu it!
Ma Dong: Who is not tired, tired!:)
Watson: So you have to train well in a very good psychological!
it one afternoon, met in the street a 20-year-old young man, squatting on the Road edge droop head, before writing a line of Fen Bizi: A compassion of good people get money by fraud.
I was frowned, suddenly got the idea, I rushed to the potential lightning Pirates of the bell next to a small restaurant, bought a large baking five Shandong bread, a total of two half kilogram. and then I ran out in front of him and said to him: old aunt has repeatedly echoed: He had began to eat. I saw the first time he ate, it is quite smooth. The second time was a bit jerky. The third time, he was every bite is very painful.
Comrades and friends, the most exciting time to come, as he began to eat the fourth. I saw him one, two, three hh wow is heard, he and ground to a close contact. and then shaking handwriting of the four phrases: not! home ~ ~
also is serving a second type of singer: Bing Gege individuals want to die, you are a soldier to the post last year ~ ~ ~ Sir, your food Qi.
third it is the Finger Guessing Game type of singer: ~ ~ ~
starry playing clown in the fourth is: Men are the Northeast this ga ~ ~
fourth five most exaggerated, are extremely painful type: You soon come back! I can not afford one ~ ~
hh I am the person suffering from severe insomnia since childhood, I played two years of age have not slept until the present, I can service 24-hour waiting master. hh want to talk about taking care of the child he may not as good as me, I've had a lot to teach the boy, I went to the first, their baby admitted to Tianjin University, the second admitted to Oxford University, a third admitted to ah. I wipe the floor, you do not have to buy a mirror at home, I wipe the table, it had to fly up off the splits! hh that Chinese people do not not eat, I was ranking first in Chinese cooking, I good meal, you finish eating, plates bowls that do not have to wash, guarantee that you will all be licked clean from the hh we are healthy foods, not only isometric flesh! hh you see the way I was, I was bayonet sticks, ax I am well versed in cross hook ah, I want to do babysitting in your home, within a hundred mile radius of the absolute can not have thieves, robbers appear to you two days to send the block committees have a large plaque mm called Without Thieves ah. Spring Festival Party You do not have to see, I play every day to your New Year party. (MA East: I often ask my friend Zhang Shao arrived two people inside our house drink, but even to an accompaniment, we have a woman Yeah, you say you sit down next to the two of us drink it?) Watson: Actually, you do not think I look very delicate it? (Please note Please note that bath orchid fingers) hh ah please listen to me a poem, you I went out to work, you rest assured; you put me at home, you worry; you chat with me You suck; you look at me you were the heart. (Ma Dong: So, you can be my nurse? !) Watson: Can ah, because the challenge is everywhere!
5, talking about the Yuchi Lin Jia Yeah, in the past he took office to shiver, but since when this Leizhu after that, the waist is not sour, hurt back, and legs do not cramp up ~ ~ Oh, also inserted a large flag behind it. Yes, now Yes, my friends really comfortable, I keep ten in one breath, without effort is in ~ ~! Thank you:) < br> To be honest I played today, I have only one word in my heart child mm cool, the game will be cool! But today I want to complain about one mm is the jingle teacher. I am also a fever today, you do not care about my . Leizhu very sad, very serious consequences! (Malaysia East: Yuchi Lin Jia, no longer the entertainment juan do with these people generally care about, you go to ring it.) Well, see you next week ~ ~! < br> Dear friends, Hello everybody! Welcome to the bath house brought to you by creating wealth. We each program it will start to introduce a few ideas to get rich, it brought to everyone today, this rich line of business is selling beans. If the beans sell well, then you directly to make a fortune. If the beans are no longer marketable, then there are three situations can be dealt with:
first, the beans soak into Douban children, selling Douban children; If Douban difficulty in marketing it, then we sell it marinate for a lobster sauce; If the lobster is also difficulty in marketing, we can sell water fermented soy sauce.
second, the beans tofu, hard to do if you accidentally , and Nazan on the sale of dried bean curd; If you do not accidentally make thin, and let's Maidou Fu Flower; if it is too thin, simply selling milk; if this bean is also no longer marketable, then, let's put it a few days, change stinky tofu; also no longer marketable if the tofu, then let it rot long hair thoroughly, we sell fermented bean curd.
third case, that is, let the beans sprout, we sell bean sprouts; do not sell if the bean sprouts moving it, and then a long few days, we changed to sell bean sprouts, this stuff is fashionable now.
fact of life is not short of wealth, only to discover the wealth of the lack of eyes. If you have any good ideas to get rich, then Then we get the program together with the share it. Well, today's program here, the beans can be the eternal Tao, creating wealth! next time then said ~ ~ Thank you!
friends, last year a film called you? hh This is not right, he really knows who drink moderate, and send to friends take the time can not be no wine, there is such a song to sing: Friends You'd go, dry glass of wine! hh Doujiu hundred poems of Li Bai, you can not forget, no wine, but where's the Shixian Bai ah! hh (Wang: Well, I ask you, Watson Do you drink?) Watson: A little. ( Wang: Then why do not you write one hundred poems do this?) Watson: Because drinking too! hh hh you guess a little bit! hh day twenty-two! hh it okay to drink, think, there is How many bags of rice wine Nang day live in dreams, life, mediocrity, and finally dies the body eventually hh drink to drink bad bad stomach, drink a couple back to back ah! hh
to now, this program will draw to an end. on the road in my life then, the addition of a comma, and I hope I leave you with today's performance is an exclamation point! waiting for you to go back after that, a series of ellipses hh this Leizhu belong I want to in your mind is not a question mark? then pick up the key device in your hands, give me such a symbol mm (bath than a sign of victory). Thank you!
friend, he recently went to China, just beginning to learn Chinese, Cheng Si hundred words, there would be a child eighty-nine it, the result one day he actually told me that he one of the four famous book review everyone that talks with people, he said so: the story about a Chinese monk traveling through the West, which is essentially a travel adventure. He rode a white horse, with a the servant called Drifting. In order to pass the lonely journey of it, he also brought a pet monkey and a pet pig on the road. the way they passed a lot of rivers Okawa, also turned over a lot of mountains and little hills, by the a lot of shock. It is said that a monk with a great ability monkeys Yeah, clearing the way for the monks a lot of obstacles. it seems that the pet pig no effect, but nothing more as a tool for travel to relieve boredom. the servant to what use are not, a broken lug luggage all day, listening to people at the mercy. my foreign friends saw appraise each other the crescent moon. hh say her eyes, her eyes, ah, to what extent large, with or without the contact lenses, wear could not stay, and fell to. hh say that God made man in the process has five, And you have 50! hh intercede field was proud, casino frustrated. If Bill Gates today, presumably to see you now, late at night he becomes a pauper hh
describe the crown of the inner beauty: that of her good, and I would like to quote a famous teacher Zhang Shaogang: blank! hh may have gaps in the goodness! hh that the characteristics of the crown Needless to say, first of all she was beautiful, then I just heard her first two links, I really is found in her many talents, I believe that if she continues to stand at this stage, then there will be more talent to be seen to describe the crown hh
ugly: how do you say this person on the modern crown in no way a beauty, but on the Yuanmou Man era, the number one big beautiful women! hh it few days ago I went to an abstract of the exhibition, I spotted a picture, wow, I really am like a painting is very abstract, and then I say buy it, and the results of staff said: No, this is the crown of the photo. not for sale! hh crown you beautiful! ah I'm especially close look at it like Stefanie Sun, a distance of Su Xiaomei particularly like it when, as a long face. just far enough away near, is a female version of the Li Yong hh (Ma Dong said: This is not to say people ugly, ugly people say people say that a person : say Watson ugly, close look as Zhang Shaogang, seen from afar as the jingle.)
3, the audience friends, here and now, I hope you vote for her ~ ~ ~ because I was too tired really take a rest. Thank you for loving me a long time, because of you, I can stand in this arena for so long. is you, I feel that as a host on the stage should be feel everything. I'm just a school computer, but I do host a dream. but your applause, cheering, criticizing the sound, the circle of my dream. Here, let me give you deep deep-Ju Yi Gong!
Freestyle:
HI, Dear viewers, friends, Hello everybody, welcome you to , I am your old friend Wang Ruolin. We have recently ah has received many letters ah sealed has more than 100 million letters, of which more than 50 million letters are like the Yuchi Lin Jia, and there are more than 50 million letters it is like to introduce just and Clank, there twenty-three ah is annoying Ma East.
ah which one do such a very interesting letter, ah, it is this our old player Wang Ruolin we arranged a song all this song the failure of the door, I do not want the first one to go first. Leizhu Since I can not stay, why not leave, while waved, while tears. challenges before, you do not know me, I do not belong to you, we, as a people waiting Shao and Clank in just about through the streets of CCTV. challenges, we are friends, but also regards the kind of gentle but could find no reason to embrace the opponent eventually became friends, we are. until and Ma Dong do friends for many years, they would understand my tears, not to introduce just the flow, and flow for the jingle. (They cheer, jingle stood waving to you)
good, thank you! Thank you, our audience watching the special program We also hope you will continue to support the Thank you! we next goodbye!
positive and negative words:
positive and negative words after me: I follow you donkey
positive and negative words: pig feed me
I have learned along the positive and negative words: Himalayan
follow you to learn the positive and negative words: Chi Lin Jia Wei
I learned along the positive and negative words: Albania (Li: follow if you learn the positive and negative is not with him.) This is a country, a country (Lee: oh the mother of my sweat that splinters!)
learn positive and negative words with you: the bad with me Can learn Gwangyang
positive and negative words: Namo Amitabha Buddha (Applause. one, and others In the grin)
follow you to learn the positive and negative words: mouth Coca Cola (strong!!)
follow me learn the positive and negative words: Yuchi Lin Jia Wang Ruolin
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last a bit mixed up ~ overall response very fast!
Third Round:
Wei Qi, the two of us is a fellow, All good things come to an end, Not pay attention to friendship, you leave me!
(singing) You hurt me, but laugh it off, you not only slander I eat a lot. (said) ;, please leave me!
why so much anger? I've said, the two of us are from the same, we can not fail to let you see the hh sidelines, so please do not say Please leave me .
But you did not say weakness now, you do not like self-confidence, I do not like you leave me!
the final 30 seconds 30 seconds I have, and said the truth, I have some stage experience hh stage experience, But today, I stand at this stage is quite timid. Why? because I have never participated in such programs as the host. I was won performance has been recognized by everyone, I hope your performance today, can give us joy. I also hope that we still regard the Audience prize gave me.
I like Wei Qi, Wei as Qi, talented, and then he danced very well. I can only use my words, with my song dedicated to you. but I finally want to say: I hope that the last lot of support!
Comments:
Shao Gang: hh I said that if left No. 3, 3, Wei Qi may be a challenge to the smallest one, but did not expect, Wang Ruolin the more the more backwards Effort hh first, we can see enough in the second part of , that is, when the positive and negative words, Wang Ruolin have a huge advantage hh Wang Ruolin it looks good looks, but also provides a modest start to finish it in a place where he had no publicity, he always said: really special thank you hh cute, handsome and some boys feel that they will play it cool, play the handsome, lovable play. But Wang Ruolin particularly naive, and he especially liked the kind of deep down feeling of leaking hh Although we boast a lot of Wang Ruolin, you do not pride , do not change Oh!
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Freestyle:
Welcome to this edition of the is to allow students ten to twenty words used to write a slogan to promote the look of Putonghua. This question has been published that, ah, the answer can be said of all the students varied, then today it, I will share with you a few out .
; out children to say Mandarin, generally children, I do not tell him! (laughs) ; (audience laughs)
speak Mandarin, high! it is high!! just a program after that, Thank you for watching the entrance of the auditorium, we next goodbye!
Challenger: looking at looking at the photos speak.
Wang Ruolin: picture, he said what is it? it Yin a poem is Yue Fei , which is so Yin's ..
(Music ring)
Challenger: silent ... < br>
the final 30 seconds 30 seconds I have left, and I want to tell you that a little truth:
Today, I with you the same, we I was so small, he was so great, we are to be everyone's everyone! (bow, the crowd screaming, applause, Ding Dong smile very happy, and Shao-Gang with applause)
Comments:
Shao Gang: hh Leizhu from this perspective is very clever, such as Leizhu will specifically to test your Yue Fei a lot of points.
Doraemon: hh knowledge of the above but not as good as the double you really come to profound degree Leizhu.
Wang Ruolin: (shaking hands) shut off cock sing, ah, in the River Island, challenge talented woman, the audience seeking good.
two people start > Freestyle:
lies:
viewers Hello everybody, welcome to , I Shou-II. Today we talk about, ah, is a We say a few lies, not the classic classic look in the end.
website: We are free.
company said: We are all employees.
boss said: I will not forget you contributions.
leader said: Here I simply say a few ah hh! (audience laughs)
traders said: a large jump, bleeding, a big sale, ah! (make a snap of his fingers)
said the photographer : Ding Dong, you're the most beautiful I have ever seen.
clothing store boss said: Wow! is simply tailor-made for you!
we look at love the following people, in the end is how to say a lie The.
boy said: (pulls out a rose, and knelt upon one knee) I love you!
girl: (sniffing roses, a walk away sideways, for shy girls like to imitate) Well ~ ~
people embarrassed man said: (pretending to smoke a cigar) your past, I do not care.
woman said: hh without you without you I'll mad! (crank and a half squatting for pain-like)
male stars said: I am just an ordinary friend and his pull-~ ~ (imitating the Hong Kong accent)
actress said: people not love it! (voice softly)
Zhang Shaogang said: I vote for her because she was not pretty.
Doraemon wrote: Ah! it look not as good as I do!
I say: thank two teachers and more criticism, more correction! (bow, Ding Dong Shao-Gang Applause)
Well, today we have invited a special guest m Ma Dong, see how he said, lies under a classic. There you Ma Dong!
Cooperation Unit:
reduplication chair program
1, National Day party
pick: HI ~
Wang: Hello!
pick: friends!
Wang: nationwide celebration!
pick: Happy National Day! < br> King: We come together!
pick: I am honored to stand here!
King: Today, we have hh (start snapping your fingers) we have the words in hh?
Ma: The eight Wang
words: star-studded guests gathered! (side snapping fingers, his mouth, the audience laughed)
pick: hey? If lin, the next program is? (both men began snapping fingers)
Wang : Ma East should be song, dance performances. (number of digits obtained from the investment in the look up at the audience, the audience laughed.)
pick: jacket ~ so happy! have invited us to the horse hh (words to) < br> King: Ma? (Lima continued) East! (audience laughs)
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Wang (continued): East. Here's a warm applause please! (laughter, the audience cheers)
pick: We see horses wearing a suit and took to the field in the East! (more than one word)
2 Mid-Autumn evening
pick: Hey!
Wang: Hello! (waving, the audience laughs)
pick: friends!
Wang: We will you?
pick: Happy Moon Festival!
Wang: (hard efforts began to count his mouth open, movement attracted the audience's laughter) You eat the moon cake? (payable to smile. If Lin Shao-Gang, Ding Dong laughed, cheered)
pick: No, it should eat them a !(????)< br> King: dumpling children? No! Mid eat! ( smiled and shook his head, the audience laughs)
a bit of a mess behind, and do not know the words to say.
3 Spring Festival Party
King: (kiss) What ~
challenge: You Good!
Wang: Hello everybody!
pick: friends, good!
Ma: up to now and the Spring Festival has not anything to do with it ~
king: eat dumplings yet? (appears Wangruo Lin is hungry a ~)
pick: Today, the family reunion!
Wang: Rooster auspicious New Year celebration!
challenge: Let all families that! (Applause.)
Wang: Shenzhou Chinese celebrating ah ! (Ding laugh, the audience clapping)
pick: the family sit together and watch the party.
King: The party program that is really wonderful it! (Applause.)
4 Teacher's Day
Wang: Ju ! (Ma Dong laughs)
pick: Yi Gong!
King: the teacher is good!
pick: happy holidays!
Wang: Who made the inch of grass hh
challenges: the teacher really hard work really hard teacher hh hh (can not add an interjection) teacher you worked hard.
Wang: towering trees planted gardener!
pick: that tree does not repair does not plumb! (good!)
Wang: candlelight hh I love you mom!
challenge: Let us bow deeply to the teacher (there are not enough words)
King: bow! (applause, laughter, Shao just nodded, Doraemon Wuzui laugh)
Ma: a word you should say ten, and ten words.
Wang: Who made the inch of grass hh (audience laughs)
horse: how do you back?
King: Because I just did not finish that report was teacher-hui hh! (Applause)
challenges: students everywhere, the park do fragrance. hard.
hh
Wang: garden potpourri, not lack sun. good teacher! (Shao Gang, Ding laughter)
co chair:
years before we want is upstairs and downstairs lights telephone; ten years we hope to upstairs and downstairs and speak! girls love a decade ago
say wow so handsome ah long as the dawn; years after the girls love that wow so handsome ah opening Mercedes-Benz 320!
decade ago ah ah we watch the film that was (singing) a river wide wave; years after the movie we all ah Studies (School Fan Wei) to fight ... fight ... robbery ah!
years after the challenge he has become the master host
Ten years ago we exposed the emphasis is on clothes, do not reveal what
years after the brush where I am on (bank card)
decade ago ah (singing) I picked up a penny at the side of the road < br> After ten years as we all drive Mercedes Benz East as 320 Ma (MA: Who told you? you send me a ~)
years before we sing the song will say that we Luo
years of avant-garde improved living conditions after that, you
excessive nutrition, but they still carried on love. how can I do? So, you see my hands (dance by the two boards). I gave him a glass of water (just repeat the action).
the meaning of this glass is: I hope they love can be like a glass of water mm crystal clear. but also hope that their love can sense, can not do without Dier (from the board picked up the cup, the cup not the end).
last two people to the marriage hall, the wedding day I asked my horse East envoy sent them gifts!
Ma Dong brought a wooden box: drawer on the box, apply again and again out of) the original of this friendship in here (inside the box there are many sugar) candy bar to eat together!!
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